Tickle your funny bone with these jokes.
| After tucking their three-year-old child Sammy in for bed one night, his parents heard sobbing coming from his room.
Rushing back in, they found Sammy crying hysterically. He managed to tell them that he had swallowed a penny and he was sure he was going to die. No amount of talking helped. His father, in an attempt to calm him down, palmed a penny from his pocket and pretended to pull it from Sammy's ear. The little boy was delighted. In a flash, he snatched it from his father's hand, swallowed it, then cheerfully demanded, "Do it again, Dad!" |
Things to Know
Sunday Prayer Time:
9:00am
Sunday School:
10:00am
Worship Service:
11:00am
Wednesday Night:
7:00pm
Pastor:
Jeff Johnson
595 Big Bend Road
Battletown, KY 40104
270-497-4877
