Tickle your funny bone with these jokes.
| A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game.
The pro showed him the stance and swing, then said, "Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green." The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto the green, where it stopped inches from the hole. "Now what?" the fellow asked the speechless pro. After he was able to speak again the pro finally said, "Uh... you're supposed to hit the ball into the cup." "Oh great! NOW you tell me," said the beginner in a disgusted tone. |
Things to Know
Sunday Prayer Time:
9:00am
Sunday School:
10:00am
Worship Service:
11:00am
Wednesday Night:
7:00pm
Interim Pastor:
Jeff Johnson
595 Big Bend Road
Battletown, KY 40104
270-497-4877
